The computer is clearly malfunctioning. Came in to work today only to find a security ‘bot stationed outside of Admin-Sec, which wouldn’t let anyone in! The only explanation it would give was, "She’s changed the lock on our front door, my poor key don’t fit no more. Order of SHODAN." Discovered access codes changed all over the level, and we can’t get new access cards with that crazy ‘bot keeping everyone out of Beta quadrant. It all seems a little ridiculous.