~ Jack M. Sutton, Chief Executive Officer
of "Uplift Tobacco" - 9/3/2112
Every box of the Tobacco Conglomerate's new Phylo-Filter-Tip Cigarettes comes with three optional, experience-enhancing additives available at the touch of a button. The "Mint-o-Matic" button infuses your smoke with a menthol/eucalyptus/mint blend. The "Kicker" button adds a flavor-rich double dose of tar, nicotine, and carbon compounds. The "Self-Cleaning" coats your cigarette with a layer of smoke-depositing nanotech.
- Using cigarettes drains one hit point, without providing any benefit whatsoever.
- When inserted into the Recycler, generates 1 Nanite.